Do you crazy perverted people out there REALLY think I was made into a birthday cake once with hot wax & frosting & candles? HA!!! I'll bet your jaws dropped to the floor when you read that! I could hear some gasps coming from a long distance, so I know you were freaked out!!
I showed it to Pete last night and he laughed so hard he nearly fell off his chair...which is what I was going for, as a JOKE.......but then he said, "Didn't you send out Xmas cards & newsletters to your Holocaust Survivor friends, and other people who may not KNOW that's a joke, if they check out the blog? You might want to erase that, or they might really freak out."
So okay, he's right, I did send this blog to a bunch of people to read, and I don't want anybody to get the wrong idea about me. Ah well, isn't fantasy GREAT?! I just have one hell of a creative imagination don'tchaknow. You really should know that about me by now, come on! Ah well, what can I say, it cracked me up at the time when I wrote it.
Just know I have a rather dark and warped sense of humor. The whole Leonardo DiCaprio thing really WAS a true conversation Pete and I had though! hehehehe
Now I have to get busy packing my stuff, we are moving in FIVE WEEKS!! AAAUUGGHHH!!! Pardon me while I hyperventilate again....FIVE WEEKS?!! GOOD GOD IN HEAVEN!!
Love, Becky
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